If she would just stop lying

about what she knew when, about how much she understood, about how she was mislead (you know how we women are--just can't keep the facts straight). Our grandfathers were right about suffrage.


It would

eliminate distracting lip lines

Firm, smooth and tighten skin

Add shape and definition to nose

Return a natural fullness to lips

Maybe she could get a flight out of Washington to return to California after she resigns for lying and cheating her constituency by not paying attention at the Jack Murtha Airport stocked and paid for with pork. No one else is using it.

Update: Pelosi's redux of "I support the troops not the war" hit tune of the Bush years.

We all share great respect for the dedicated men and women of the intelligence community who are deeply committed to the safety and security of the American people. My criticism of the manner in which the Bush Administration did not appropriately inform Congress is separate from my respect for those in the intelligence community who work to keep our country safe. What is important now is to be united in our commitment to ensuring the security of our country; that, and how Congress exercises its oversight responsibilities, will continue to be my focus as we move forward. Weekly Standard Blog via Who runs Gov