Rural love

I just noticed on TV the online dating service called farmersonly.com. I remember maybe 25 years ago reading the lonely hearts ads in the back of the agriculture and breed (no pun) magazines in the veterinary library.

"Out buildings in good shape. About 40 acres forest. Must like Jerseys. Good cook preferred, appearance not important, Box 423."

or something like that

First place for tacky radio ad

On my way to the coffee shop about 6:30 a.m. this morning I heard on 1230 am radio the tackiest ad I've ever heard. I'll have to paraphrase since I couldn't stop and write it down:

"If Patty hadn't signed up for Match dot com she wouldn't be brushing her teeth in her bathroom with her boyfriend."

That's beyond bad taste. And speaking of which, it's probably not a good idea to shelve his razor next to your tooth brush, either, but this was the best I could come up with.