3245 When my husband does this

I know he's asleep.

The following is the reply of John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job:

"It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. "

Annals of Neurology, June 2006 "Sleepiness in the Elderly"