- Not all Christians are good, so Christianity is evil.
- Not all Muslims are terrorists, so Islam is peace.
- Not all men are rapists, so we live in a rape culture.
- Motherhood is the most important work, so the only job allowed for women is motherhood.
- Some speech is hateful, so free speech is hate speech.
- Conservatives are not Progressives, so Conservatism is destructive.
- All Progressives are conservationists, so spending is conservation.
- Not all citizens save for retirement, so those who do must pay for those who don't.
- Some people can't get a state ID card, so voter fraud doesn't exist.
- Some people vote 12 times in one election, so voter ID is racist.
- The batteries in all electric cars use precious metals from strip mines, so politicians say the coal industry must die.
- Tens of millions of people stop looking for work, so they are not unemployed.
- American taxes make people on welfare wealthier than 99% of the world's poor, so America hates the poor.
- Americans hate the poor, so America must pay the world.
- Western capitalist democracies are the cleanest nations on earth, so CO2 is a pollutant.
- Every living mammal exhales CO2, so humans are parasites.
- There are more men than women in science and technology jobs, so college is sexist.
- There are more women in college than men, so women need safe spaces.
- People who support the police and safe neighborhoods are deplorable, so people who burn down their neighborhoods and shoot police are freedom fighters.
- One man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist, so Americans are terrorists.
Monday, October 03, 2016
If it's not this, then it must be that by Steve Aunan, guest blogger
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