1986 Duct tape offer

I'd planned to send my roll of duct tape that we just uncovered in last week's reorganization to Pat Robertson's caretakers, but Right Wing Nut House has taken care of that. Even if you believe God sends a stroke as punishment, you don't have to blurt it out to the media and look like a patsy for the Palestinians. Pat also is developing jowls, wrinkles and a paunch. Is that God's punishment for going over the hill?