3178 A blogger's rap

I'm working on a new poem based on my topics. Here's what I've got so far. 5 syllables, rhyming. Sort of a rap song without the crotch grabbing.

Kelo Kyoto
Kedwards Alito

Kerry Kennedy
Worst economy

Blind disabled poor
good news will outscore

Freepers and Pinkos
Congress's creepos

Bird flu and West Nile
Hillary's hairstyle

Economy soars
Oil drills offshore

Wal-Mart and Target
Libs are in orbit

Marching illegals
GOP stumbles

Patriot Act Fear
A L A severe*

Bipartisanship
They can't get a grip

Class warfare and hate
Media dictate.

Cloning and stem cell
Doublethink Orwell.

*The ALA is the American Library Association which keeps a closer eye on Bush than the democratic underground. Or is that redundant?

I won't quit my day job (don't have one).