Terminally stupid

A judge has tossed a California woman’s would-be class action lawsuit finding that a reasonable consumer would not expect the brightly colored balls in Cap'n Crunch to be actual berries. Per Kevin Underhill, Lowering the Bar: “Plaintiff did not explain why she could not reasonably have figured this out at any point during the four years she alleged she bought Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries in reliance on defendant’s fraud.” And could the Plaintiff's name really be Sugawara? Sounds a lot like a child trying to say, "sugar water." Listen (read) carefully. Fruit Loops do not contain fruit; Crunchberries are not real berries.

HT Underlawyered, always a great read in blogdom.