Monday, November 26, 2012

His tax return

“I just received a letter from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was  because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?”

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