Help Wanted

Looking for a gay (or bi- or ambivalent or transgendered), disabled, Hispanic-Asian biracial female who was a teen-age mother on welfare (or the daughter of one), but has overcome all those challenges and finished high school, and possibly college. An abortion or two is a given, of course. If you know anyone, Obama needs a fail-safe nominee to please the most donors to his campaign for a Supreme Court appointment. Oh yes, tax problems would be a plus.