Banned in San Francisco

San Francisco has 8,000 homeless people using 5% of the city budget, but . . .
Products or behavior banned by San Francisco.

• plastic bags,
• clove cigarettes,
• Coke machines,
• bottled-water machines,
• playing stickball in the street,
• playing chess in the street,
• pet stores,
• goldfish,
• masked balls,
• sling shot--illegal weapon,
• your dog sticking his head halfway out the window while you’re driving,
• toys being given away with Happy Meals at McDonald’s,
• traveling on city business to Arizona, Kansas, Mississippi, North Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Kentucky, South Dakota, or Texas,
• ride a Segway,
• package food with Styrofoam,
• declaw a cat,
• serve chocolate milk in schools.
• No one in government is allowed to make any contract with any company that uses tropical hardwood,
• no school is allowed to offer Junior ROTC.
• Don’t try to walk more than eight dogs at a time—even if they’re toy poodles and Chihuahuas

https://www.takimag.com/article/who-cut-the-balls-off-san-francisco/
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