1370 Berger Beer

Big crime spree in Tiffin, Ohio--young kid imitates Sandy Berger and gets 30 days. It seems that 19 year old Daniel Aiello, Jr. posed as a U.S. soldier on his way to Iraq, thus qualifying for free beer from a local bar. He was found in the rest room stuffing bottles of beer in his camouflage pants and boots. The Judge, outraged by his imitating a soldier, gave him 30 days and 2 years probation. I wonder how much time Berger got?

And Aiello even gave up the goods--he vomited the evidence, which apparently smelled like beer.

Seen in today's Toledo Blade.