Sunday, January 20, 2013

The best of Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.

Signed, Abby

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't that just the most Christian, the nicest,most charitable thing yet!

Norma said...

You just love to rag on Christians. It's pretty silly, don't you think?

Anonymous said...

Democrats can dish it out but can't take it because they are so holy and righteous.

Norma said...

"Collecting My Thoughts is published for the very definite purpose of advocating certain ideas, such as faith in Jesus Christ, the free market, conservatism, education, recent medical and technological break-throughs, pro-family issues like not killing the unborn, family memories, and public policy" . . . That would leave out President Obama except for criticism or jokes. Especially the pro-life, pro-family part.

Another anon said...

I saw that the Vatican came out in support of his ban on assault weapons and large clips. Most of this country supports that also. Seems pretty fundamental to Christian belief.

mdoneil said...

It only took me until the fourth sentence until I figured it out :)

Anonymous said...

Murray sez:
Hey another ANON, the Vatican must not pay any attention to the facts either. The Facts are: Taking away guns from the citizens has never reduced gun violence and I think that is the purpose except for Obama's reasons. Check the facts before you type or talk.

Another Anon said...

Hey Murr, The facts are that if guns are present in the home, there is more likely to be someone in that home dead or injured from gunshot. Why does GB have about 250 shootings per yr and US has over 10,000. Access is the reason.

Norma said...

Apparently, you don't always need guns, AA. In the UK, there are 2,034 offences per 100,000 people, way ahead of second-placed Austria with a rate of 1,677. The U.S. has a violence rate of 466 crimes per 100,000 residents, Canada 935, Australia 92 and South Africa 1,609.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196941/The-violent-country-Europe-Britain-worse-South-Africa-U-S.html#ixzz2Iwk22RV2