Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Grant fraud to wasting time on porn

If you go to work for the National Science Foundation as an investigative attorney, you never know what you might be called on to do. . .
    "When established by President Harry Truman in 1950, the National Science Foundation's (NSF) budget was $150,000. Congress trusts the NSF with an ever-increasing responsibility to fund the most meritorious programs and initiatives in scientific and technological research and education, keeping the U.S. at the frontier of discovery. With an emphasis on advancing national health, prosperity, and welfare, NSF brings together scientific and education experts to shape the direction of national research and education in science and technology. NSF maintains a creative and collegial atmosphere . . . "[taken from an ad for a full time investigative attorney, Arlington, VA, $61,000 - $113,000] Job Board

    “Employee misconduct investigations, often involving workers accessing pornography from their government computers, grew sixfold last year inside the taxpayer-funded foundation that doles out billions of dollars of scientific research grants, according to budget documents and other records obtained by The Washington Times.” Worker porn.
I called this the ACORN defense--the "retired" worker said he was helping--he frequented the porn sites to provide a living to the poor overseas women. NSF isn't the only government agency with this problem--only the most recent in the news. Very few firings, some brief suspensions.

4 comments:

Norma said...

Comment borrowed from "Watts up with that":

“…accessing pornography from their government computers, grew sixfold last year.”

Does this mean that heavy breathing by “surfers” at the NSF led to a six fold increase in CO2 emissions?

Chris Brown said...

I think they should have done that it was a great thing...

Chrystal K. said...

This story makes me feel uncomfortable.

Anonymous said...

$61,000? That's getting close to librarian territory--after 20 years and tenure.