1114 Second hand porn

The Lion's Den, a local (chain?) "adult" porn store has a large print ad for "turn your stash into cash" in the newspaper. Yes, you can get cash for all those gently used and abused magazines and DVDs. What a disgusting way to use perfectly good trees and energy resources.

I wonder how the obituaries of porn industry CEOs read? Do they write their own or leave it up to a family member to fill it with euphemisms? Do they die without a verb?