Wednesday, December 16, 2020

How should we behave? guidelines

An excellent copy and paste: I didn't write this!

Congratulations President Elect Biden!

With that said, I’m going to need some help from my Ultra-Liberal and Never Trumper friends.

1. Can I borrow the #NotMyPresident hashtag or is that reserved for Trump?

2. Do I have to accept the election results or can I whine like a spoiled brat and cry for four years claiming election interference?

3. Am I entitled to see Biden’s tax returns to learn how his income jumped dramatically in one year?

4. Am I allowed to trash anything that Biden says or does without repercussion because I’m just expressing myself?

5. Is there a sign-up somewhere for riots or do organizers call me, or how does that work, since I didn’t get my way?

6. Are businesses targeted because they supported Biden, or do I just pick a business that has something I want to take home and just take it?

7. Were the thousands of businesses that boarded up for fear of riots for conservatives or liberals? If they were for conservatives, did I miss the riots already???

8. Where are the safe spaces? Is there a map or something? I may need to go cry for a little while.

9. Does all the free stuff your party has promised just come, or do I have to quit my job first?

10. What is the address you guys have been sending all that extra tax money to since you think people aren’t paying enough in taxes? I’m sure you have been voluntarily sending in more than required....

11. When my 401K crashes, will the President make up for that in give-a-ways or am I just screwed?

12. Since Socialism is what you just voted in, if my neighbor has something I want do I just take it or do I have to let him know I’m taking it?

13. When gas gets unaffordable, is there a EBT card for that?

14. I have seen the gatherings of conservatives protesting the election results, but something is wrong, nothing is getting destroyed. Did you guys go to a class for destroying property, businesses and livelihoods or could you provide some pointers on how to do it right please?

15. The conservative gatherings were dubbed super spreader events yet the protests, and now election gatherings by liberals are not. Did you guys secretly come out with the vaccine?

16. Funny how CDC has come up with a vaccine soon after you were pronounced the president elect. Can you and all your family and colleagues take it first to ensure it works.
17. So now you are President elect is every death now on you, or is Trump responsible just at your convenience?

I’m sorry for all the questions, this is all new to me. I want to make sure I get it right!!! 

18. Whenever ANYTHING goes wrong in the country in the next 4 years, and I always blame President Biden, don't criticize me or call me a partisan exremist. (That is what I'm REQUIRED to do, right?)

I am not used to acting like an ultra-liberal extremist or a Never-Trumper, so please be patient and thank you for understanding!

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