Tuesday, September 12, 2006

2853 Middle of the night with the conspiracy theorists

As I mentioned about a week ago, I've been sleeping in the guest room with my cold and my cat. But that means I can leave the radio on all night. You know, I'd sort of forgotten how bizarre nighttime a.m. radio can be with UFOs, seances, tattoo artists, and 9/11 conspiracy theorists--much more outrageous than nighttime TV with its health scares, crystals and blind dates. How do these seriously sick people earn a living? I'm so happy that Popular Mechanics is on the job.

This morning on Glenn Beck I heard the author of the book that evolved from the article debunking the various theories. And it wasn't hard. Most of the time all they had to do was go to the original quote or sources--like the one about a cruise missile hitting the pentagon, where the first part of the sentence--"An American Airlines jet flying so low it looked like" a cruise missile with wings.



  • Claims that air traffic control violated standard operating procedures by not immediately intercepting the stricken jets;
  • That the fire caused by the crashes wasn't actually hot enough to melt steel and cause structural damage in the World Trade Center;
  • That the holes in the Pentagon were too small to have been made by a Boeing 757;
  • That Flight 93 was actually shot down by an Air Force plane.

Hear the interview with Jim Meigs and David Dunbar here at Popular Mechanics Radio. Don't miss the description of the radically different construction used on the WT towers--the lightest buildings in NYC. They did not have steel girder columns holding them up. And how the conspiracists thought the word "Pull-it" referred to bringing down a building, but they were discussing getting the firefighters out.

"How can we account for our present situation unless we believe that men high in this government are concerting to deliver us to disaster? This must be the product of a great conspiracy on a scale so immense as to dwarf any previous such venture in the history of man. A conspiracy of infamy so black that, which it is finally exposed, its principals shall be forever deserving of the maledictions of all honest men.…What can be made of this unbroken series of decisions and acts contributing to the strategy of defeat? They cannot be attributed to incompetence.…The laws of probability would dictate that part of…[the] decisions would serve the country’s interest." Joseph McCarthy, 1951

The Internet ignites a conspiracy faster than jet fuel in the hands of Islamofacists propped up by left wing bloggers. You have my word.


1 comment:

Feed Fido said...

just in time for holiday gift giving

i have so many conspiracy theorist friends in my life
;)